Wanna be a TV boy
Wanna be on solid gold
Wanna date a millionaire
Wanna make people stare

I wanna be on TV
Want people to know me
I wanna be on TV

Started out in fifty four
Gonna be an omnivore
Wanna make people dance
Gonna take off my pants

I wanna be on TV
Want people to know me
I wanna be on TV

On a magazine
Gonna have some free cocaine
Wanna wear my Calvin Kleins
Then the world will be all mine

An' I wanna be on TV
Want people to know me
I wanna be on TV