I can dig it
Dog-catcher, dog-catcher
I can dig it
Dog-catcher, dog-catcher

Here`s another topic I`m addressin`
So learn a quick lesson about your Smith and Wesson
Sit your ass back and comprehend
As I let you know about man`s best friend
Now remember it used to be a dog like Lassie
But now in ninety-one it`s a gun if you asked me
Just like a Jimmy hat`s used for protection
I use my nine when suckers start to flexin`

`Cause if you run up and try to play mine
I`d rather have a AK than a f**kin` canine
`Cause if you shot your gun, and my dog tried to fetch her
Me and the dog`s goin` out on a stretcher
And I ain`t with that, so I gotta get that
Big black gat, aim and I hit that
Forget about a dog, fool, he`ll s**t in the den
Nowadays, a gat is man`s best friend

Dog-catcher, dog-catcher
I can dig it
I can dig it
Man`s best friend
Dog-catcher, dog-catcher
I can dig it
I can dig it

Here is the reason why Ice Cube pack
Just in case the little punks try to jack
I can`t put a motherf**kin` pitbull
Under a coat, in the small of my back
So I gotta take my Biretta, and I betcha
It`ll probably work, a 100 percent better
`Cause it`ll keep me out of danger
With sixteen in the clip and one in the chamber

So this goes to all y`all intruders
Beware of the owner `cause the owner is a shooter
I don`t just wanna give your ass rabies
I`d rather have your ass pushing up daisies
And I can`t do that with Benji
Rin Tin Tin or Spuds McKenzie
Forget about a dog, fool, he`ll s**t in the den
Nowadays, a gat is man`s best friend

{Just don`t let me see you shoot no dogs
Hey, I got shots fired here, send me another unit
The profile of a typical American gun owner is this
Over thirty, white, male, middle class}

Take that motherf**kers