First day out

Got another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme
Got another funky rhyme
Another funky rhyme
Another funky, funky rhyme

Aw s**t, man, that`s the ICP
This is my jam, I`m on a psychedelic
Motherf**king, inter-galactic void G
Aw, s**t

Well, they let the gate up so I bail
It`s been six months pick me up from the county jail
With a smog mother payin` my dues
Steel toilets, worn blankets and rubber shoes

But I ain`t naggin`, here come the fellas
I can hear the muffler draggin`, 8 men in the car long
And the Faygo is almost gone
My nuts are kinda hard so I need a mate

So my homeboy`s cousin set me up with a blind date
She said, "Pick me up at three"
Can`t bitch, the bus don`t ride your street, ho
We gonna eat at Mexican Village

Take a cab and I`ll pay the tab
And when she showed, well, I`ll be damned
Left my wallet at home on the TV stand
Have her pay him and for dinner too

The knot in my sock, it done bit you
She`s all prettied up for nothing
I`m smelling like s**t and my chin is scruffing
And I`m chewing on my food like a pitbull

`Cuz I won`t front for the ho
Stuck my face in a bowl of soup
And just sucked it all up threw my missin` tooth
The bitch jumped up with a boom

"I have to fix my hair" and broke to the bathroom
She`s got the tab, so I go for mine
And order up some `52 vintage wine
Hey, Louie, bring a f**kin` steak with that

Motherf**kers like jail say f**k dat
She`s back now and her hair ain`t fixed
Probably took a long greasy-ass smelly s**t
I ain`t saying nothing though

I ain`t saying nothing bout the funkin` ho
What`s up bitch, I`m ready to break
How long can one fat bitch take?
Quite snacking and pay me saps

`Cuz we goin` home to meet her pops
So Joe, what is that you do for a living?
Aw, come on pops, you seen me selling rocks on
Verner and Springwell, matter fact
I think I sold to that fat bitch in the kitchen

Your dad`s really cool sweetheart
I mean him letting me use his car
And he slipped me a fifty, Violent J is kinda nifty
If I`d a hit you`d be home through

But now you`re coming home with me
Dad, I gotta bitch in the bedroom
Take your ass to the bar and don`t come home soon
Now the juggla`s known to smack hoes
But I need the shot too, so I switch to the mack mode

Now woman, you know I love you
So why don`t you just let me f**k you
Now bitch, I know you`s a freak
So let me get a little kiss on your cheek

And a f**k to go with that
Come on, nympho, let me hit that
Tell ya what you let me stick it
And I gotta left over piece of chicken for ya

Ya little sewer skank
Ya nasty little pipe-smoking sac-chasing, ho
And that was that
A little smooth talking she was on her back

And I`m finally sticking
Dump ya, and I`m eating my chicken
You`ll never guess what
My first day out and I caught my nut

First day out and I caught my nut