Last night, me and my dogs were hangin` out
Tired of bein` cramped up in the house
We were simply celebrating life
Off from work today, so it`s alright

But all those up and downs then began to twist
Started dancing with this model chick
Then every record became our favorite song
And that is all that I remember

`Cause I had one too many drinks
And ended up at the embassy
With this pretty little thing
From Memphis, Tennessee
It was a one night extravaganza

When I woke up from last night`s savagery
Baby girl was layin` next to me
Shoes and clothes were scattered everywhere
I got dressed and got up outta there

But not before I called for me, a cab
Hungover from all the drinks I had
And now I`m telling my story to you
Everything that I remember

`Cause I had one too many drinks
And ended up at the embassy
With this pretty little thing
From Memphis, Tennessee
It was a one night extravaganza

I had one too many drinks
And ended up at the embassy
With this pretty little thing
From Memphis, Tennessee
It was a one night extravaganza

Extravaganza, extravaganza
Oh, it was a extravaganza
Yes it was, things that I remember

And I remember bein` at the bar
Tryin` to ask what the hypno hit for
Knowin` I can`t afford to get more
Here`s a broke ni**a trick
Buy one bottle and sip slow

Or, or leave the club now
Do like I did
Come back when you get dough
A fish stick ni**a, now we messin` wih lobster
We messin` with Grammys, we messin` with Oscars

We messin` with that dranky drank
Plus you puffin` on that stanky stank
In the morning you gonna draw a blank
The hotel said ya`ll was a hour
My girl wouldn`t of known s**t
Man, I picked the wrong one

Steady talking `bout I ain`t like them other girls
Well tonight, I`m tryin` to find them other girls
Bring they own rubber girl, never meet your mother girl
You know they love it when you love them
Then they tell they`re friends, girl

I had one too many drinks
And ended up at the embassy
With this pretty little thing
From Memphis, Tennessee
It was a one night extravaganza

I had one too many drinks
And ended up at the embassy
With this pretty little thing
From Memphis, Tennessee
It was a one night extravaganza

Calm down please
I had one too many drinks