Smokin any thing that I can fit in a pipe
Slammin bottles of tussin and going fishing for pike
Never uptight my high won`t permit it
My problem`s life but I don`t sweat it, just live it
And I`m not your average rapper
Got the same birthdate as thomas crapper
So bitch better watch your back
`cause I push more power than a marshall stack
Never the wack but oh so pesky
Some say I can`t flow but muther f**ker don`t test me
And if you arrest me you dumb cop
I`ll find your daughter and I`ll give her this c**k
Kid rock`s my mother f**kin name
Bitch u know me so pass the o.e.
And don`t talk about takin me out
`cause I got your girl and I`m makin her shout
Just like a piano I`m really grand
And I got more riffs than steely dan
Some friends call me fly
But most just call me when they wanna get high
It ain`t the disco cisco kid muther f**ker
It`s the outlasting shotgun-blasting
Dick-swingin` pussy lickin` punk
Little skinny muther f**ker and I`m not no hunk
But I got more rhymes than a cornfield stalks
And I turn more tricks than tony hawk
Walk with a limp `cause I pimp like a pro
And if ya dis me punk I`ll f**k your ho
And though you think I`m nothing more than a young punk
I`m like a hound dog chasin a chipmunk
I move quick like a cheetah
And it ain`t s**t to me to just beat a
M.c. down who looks like a dick
Jumpin `round like a homo on a pogo stick
Yo rock, what`s up stop being a jerk
And just "give `em an example of how a d.j. works"
`cause it`s blackjack and I got two aces
Been many places seen many faces
And everywhere I go people wanna jive
So I keep my fingers on my .45
So don`t cross my dusty path
Or I`ll put my foot up in crusty ass
Don`t front ho pass the jay
Then hear me m.c. and watch me d.j.
To the beat y`all and I won`t stop
And i`ma rock this s**t till your eardrums pop
Everybody`s tryin` to get a piece of the pie
But I don`t let bulls**t spoil my high