`Cuz growin` up, I was never the logical one
Packed my s**t and left home like the prodigal son
With a bottle of jack and my shotgun strapped
I went looking for fame and yo, I never went back

Filled with spite, staying high as a kite
I was dealin` and stealin` everything in sight
Pool hustling, trying to make that green
I`ve been ramblin` and gamblin` since the age thirteen

Working like a bitch, like a goddamn tank
Some disagree because my rents had bank
But all that`s gold, don`t always glitter
So I`ll take another puff from my one hitter

I`m a slave to the trade, I`m paid to rhyme
Blow all my cash on cheap women and wine
`Cause money, money, money ain`t s**t to me
But I gotta make a lot just to be free

I`m here and I`m there, I`m Kid Rock bitch
And I`m everywhere
I`m here and I`m there, I`m Kid Rock hoe
And I`m everywhere

Many nights she comes to me
And fills me with her laying
I hope to God, one day she gonna see
That love is not that way

`Cuz she holds me in that morning time
And never lets me go
I hold on back, one day she gonna see
An` come in to my show

Please, God, please, I`ll pay any cost
If you just stop the world `cause I wanna get off
There`s too much hardship and too much pain
There`s too many motherf**kers tryin` to get in my brain

I`ve been to your mountains, I`ve been to your seaside
Everywhere I went somebody`s wanted a free ride
But parasites can`t fake the Rock
The suckers that step in my way are getting shot

I hold key to my own success
Suckers that step will be put to rest
Ohh, I hold the key to my own success
The suckers that step will catch a bullet in their chest

So pass the buddah, the funky tie hooter
Watch me rip because I`m such a slick shooter
Not a generic dime, a dozen M.C.
Never was in a posse, never wanted to be

I`m here and I`m there, I`m Kid Rock bitch
And I`m everywhere
I`m here and I`m there, I`m Kid Rock hoe
And I`m everywhere

Many nights she comes to me
And fills me with her laying
I hope to God, one day she gonna see
That love is not that way

`Cuz she holds me in that morning time
And never lets me go
I hold on back, one day she gonna see
An` come in to my show

Now, I`ve been walkin` the earth since the beginning of time
And I won`t leave till I`ve received that seventh sign
All this talk they`re gonna drop the bomb
But life keeps going on and on and on and on

The world`s end don`t worry me
And I`m gonna get where I`m going, just hurry me
`Cause I`m in no rush and I can`t stand rushin`
Everything is slow motion like I`m trippin` on tussin`

Fussin` with the girls, they waste my time
Thrashin` and bashin` going out of my mind
Crucified by the critics everyday
`Cause I ain`t really got that much to say

I`m a slave to the trade I`m paid to rhyme
I don`t wear a watch and I don`t keep time
I live my life just like the skipper
But only at night because I`m a day tripper

Twitchin-shakin
And I kick more bass then John Paul Jones
Visions of red shoot through my head
And I won`t stop trippin till the day I`m dead

I`m here and I`m there, I`m Kid Rock bitch
And I`m everywhere
I`m here and I`m there, I`m Kid Rock hoe
And I`m everywhere

Many nights she comes to me
And fills me with her laying
I hope to God, one day she gonna see
That love is not that way

She holds me in that morning time
And never lets me go
I hold on back, one day she gonna see
An` come in to my show

Yeah, you`re f**kin` with the Kid Rock honey
Get back on the streets and give my money
Give my money

Yeah, you`re f**kin` with the Kid Rock baby
You can have my car, with all that drive you crazy

Yeah, you`re f**kin` with the Kid Rock honey
Get back on the streets and give my money
Yeah, you`re f**kin` with the Kid Rock baby
You can have my car, with all that drive you crazy