It ain`t nothing but a party here
From the early evening `til the break of day
So step this way and let your mind be free
And by the way, welcome 2 the party

Well, my name`s Kid Rock, I`m a Capricorn
Detroit City, where I was born
When I was young, I knew I`d always be
A super live body rocking MC

I`m TNT, I`m dynamite
And I’m gonna rock this party all damn night
I`ve got the gift of gab, I can walk the walk
I became an emcee when I learned to talk

Saying, “Goo goo, ga ga”
I gotta lotta time to eat MCs like piranhas
I`m a pro at this, yeah, the ultimate
`Cause I don`t spit, my rap too quick

I`m the ladies pick all around the world
But I only got eyes for just one girl
I don`t roll twirl like a ballerina
I roll through towns and I rock arenas

I may seem a little under age
But at least I am not under paid
I`m one of kind here to shock your mind
And I will serve no rhymes before their time

The K-K-Kid Rock, that is my name
And if you ask me again, I`ll tell you the same
Who`s to blame? I don`t really know
But my game`s so tight, I think I`m gonna go pro

So here we go, here, here we go
I`m gonna rock it up high, then rock it down low
From the floor to the ceiling to the living room
`Cause people like to hear my bass
Go boom, boom, boom, ba boom

The one, two, three, the three, two, one
Don`t stop me now, I`ve just begun
Don`t cut me down, don`t start no fight
Or I`ll put my foot in your ass tonight

I`m outta sight, like the planet Mars
And when I set my sights, I shoot for stars
I don`t like small cars or real big women
But somehow I always find myself in `em

I`m a hidden gem, a rolling stone
I`m a one man band with a microphone
Here to make you shake and move your body
So come on in and welcome 2 the party

It ain`t nothing but a party, hey
From the early evening to the break of day
So step this way and let your mind be free
And by the way welcome 2 the party

Uh, uh, excuse me Mr. Kid Rock
Can I do my thing?
Can I have a little something to say right here?
Oh, yeah, go ahead, baby

I`m a real live show and you can watch me throw
I`m the M to the L and I`ll let ya know
Alize is too sweet and it`ll make ya fat
I`ve got a pound of dank and a gallon of Cognac

I`m all of that and a bag of chips
I`m the whole damn party mix
I`m the chick that doesn`t seem all too classy
You can`t party with me but you can kiss my

It ain`t nothing but a party here
From the early evening to the break of day
So step this way and let your mind be free
And by the way, welcome 2 the party

Hey, Grandmaster 5
That old school s**t`s fresh
But uh, let`s rock some of that
F**king 1998 Kid Rock s**t, bro

I`m an Irish lad but don`t call me Clancy
I`m gonna rock it for Dixie to suit your fancy
Rock your pants off and party my dick off
People want to know when`s the tour gonna kick off

I`m no rip-off, it’s all original
Not too political, a little cynical
About the fakes and squakers that talk a lot of Ku-ca
I know a lot of chicks that like to call me poppa

Don`t start drama, mack in the Bahamas
Rock on the dance floor to Din Dada
`Cause I`m a player that you love to hate
Got your girl sucking dick on video tape

I like pussy, sucking on titties
F**ked a lot of different bitches
From a bunch of different cities
Kid Rock and I`m the same old fool
I`ll tell ya to drop your boyfriend
Then drop outta high school

I got a whirlpool, don`t even ask
Licking pussy underwater, shooting bubbles up your ass
I`m so crass that I`m the last of my kind
Me, Slick Willie in the DC Shrine

Sometimes I rhyme just for kicks
Forget the bulls**t and bust like this
I don`t steal from the rich and give to the poor
I take from my bitches and give it to my whores

What up? I`m saying everybody
You get f**ked up and I`ll rock the party

Rock the party, rock the party
Rock the party, rock the party
Rock the party, rock the party
Rock the party, rock the party