This is, this is, this is, this is
We are not the same, I am a martian
We are not the same, I am a martian
Greetings from Planet Weezy
We will begin transmission in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

Phone home Weezy, phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy, phone home Weezy
And if you feel like you`re the best, go ahead do the Weezy Wee
And phone home Weezy, phone home Weezy

We are not the same, I am a martian
And I`m hotter than summer rain like Carl Thomas
Lock, load, ready to aim at any target
I can get your brains for a bargain

Like I bought it from Target, hip-hop is my supermarket
Shoppin` cart full of fake hip-hop artists
I`m starvin`, soarin`, I gotta eat early
And I be back in the mornin`

Phone home Weezy, phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy, phone home Weezy
And if you feel like you`re the best, go ahead do the Weezy Wee
And phone home Weezy, phone home Weezy

We are not the same, I am a alien
Like Gonzalez, young college student
Who done just flipped the game like Houston
I`m used to Promethazine and 2 cups, I`m screwed-up

And you ain`t s**t, if you ain`t never been screwed-up
Flow so sick, make you wanna throw your food up
Ice-water chest, and my wrist like a cool cup
2 twin-clippers, I give your ass a crew cut

I get brain like cold cuts, you know what?
Your girl go down fast, come up slow, but I never slow up
Weezy

Phone home Weezy, phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy, phone home Weezy
And if you feel like you`re the best, go ahead do the Weezy Wee
And phone home Weezy, phone home Weezy

They don`t make `em like me no more
Matter fact, they never made it like me before

I`m rare like Mr. Clean with hair
No brake lights on my car rear
I never had lice and I never had fear
I rap like I done died and gone to Heaven, I swear

And yeah, I`m a bear, like black and white hair, so I`m polar
And they can`t get on my system, `cause my system is the solar
I am so far from the othars, I mean others
I done eat them for supper get in my spaceship and hover

Phone home Weezy, phone home Weezy
Phone home Weezy, phone home Weezy
And if you feel like you`re the best, go ahead do the Weezy Wee
And phone home Weezy, phone home Weezy