It was Friday night
And I was feelin` aight, yep
Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights
Mixin` Henny wit tha Sprite
While I`m drinkin` and drivin`
No police lights, no police sirens

I`m headed to da club, lookin` for a freak
To spread a little love
And spread a couple cheeks
Pull up to da spot 26`s like bam!
Eyes on me, like bitch, do you see `em?

Stroll to da front do` headed to da VIP
Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips
Scopin` out da room and what do I see?
A nice round butt and a pair of double D`s

So, I crept up like, Shawty what`s happnin`?
You killin` that dress and I love it wit a passion
Then she turned around and her face was aight
She had a gap tooth and a mean overbite
But I was like hmm

If I take one more drink
I`m gon` end up f**kin` you
Is that what you wanna do shawty?
If I take one more drink
I`m gon` end up f**kin` you
You too

Woke up the next mornin` and all I can remember
Was takin` shots and tippin` a bartender
Surrender to da woman, and they`re bringin` me home
Cause` she started lookin` better
Every shot of patron, yep!

I jumped up wit a devilish grin
Cause` tonight damn right, I might do it again!
So I called up da homies, whaddup?
Let`s ride, we can hit the sportsbar
Over on the Southside

Get a couple of Coronas, couple of limes
Went up to da bar, and saw a couple of dimes
So I, slowly walked up and said hi
My name is Ludacris and I`mma hell of a guy

One said I know who you are, I`m your #1 fan
And right now is too bad, I got a man
And I said I understand, but where the hell is he at?
Cause` in a minute, if he don`t show up, then man

If I take one more drink
I`m gon` end up f**kin` you
Is that what you wanna do shawty?
If I take one more drink
I`m gon` end up f**kin` you
You too

Ay Pain, holla at em right quick man!
Yeah, you gon` get in trouble with your man girl
(Don`t get in trouble girl)
Talkin` bout how you`re my biggest fan girl
(I know what I`m doin`)

Now I don`t wanna do
(Please)
What you gon make me do
(Don`t make me do it, don`t make me do it!)
If I had one more drink

One more drink I`mma get cha
Home, then I`ll split cha
Grab the camera phone
And take a bunch drunk pictures
Cause` Hennessy mixed wit a whole bunch of buddha
Equals you, mixed with a whole bunch of Luda

And you know how far one drink could go
Start slurrin` my speech, slowin` up da flow
Hikin` up these skirts, climbin` up your shirt
It`s Mr. Latenight Luda and I like to flirt
So guess what baby girl?

If I take one more drink
I`m gon` end up f**kin` you
Is that what you wanna do shawty?
If I take one more drink
I`m gon` end up f**kin` you
You too

You hear what I`m sayin`?
People too picky these days, damn it!
Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny
Have a couple of drinks and quit discriminating
This has been a Luda Service Announcement
Deuces, ha ha ha