Warning, this album contains Ludacris material
Parental discretion is advised
So kids, cover your eyes and close your eyes
Otherwise you`re about to witness history

The thoughts and views expressed on this album
Are a direct reflection of the new generation
So without further ado
I bring to you, that ni**a named Luda

Hey, I be that ni**a named Luda, give a round of applause
They say I`m up to no good, I say I`m down for the cause
Down for whatever goes down, I`m strapped down to my drawers
So if you up for some stitches, then I`m down for some scars

Down to make `em get down, stop playin` and pause
There`s two things I`ll never break
And that`s my word and my balls
So here`s a temporary fix for your permanent flaws
This album helps you to release `cause life is irkin` us all

Enough to make you wanna break s**t, no longer will I take s**t
From any of these clowns `cause I`m tired of this fake s**t
I`m ready for some action, ready with a passion
Like pots with the steam, I`m ready to get it crackin`

It`s six years and countin` if you think I`m a joke
Me gettin` served is like Bill Gates and Oprah goin` broke
It`s `bout time they gave it to me, I`m the reignin` champ
Your favorite rapper went to Ludacris` trainin` camp, beotch

Yeah, shawty, on the real, I feel you on that
Man, I`m tired of all these fake-ass ni**as, homes
Hey, hey, this your boy, Lil` Black
Representin` that zone, Trey, you feel me?

All these ni**as, hey, I told y`all whole world that I`m the man
I told y`all, homey, ni**a just need to get to the money, man
Stop f**kin` with homes, man, feel me?

I just wanna know what he said about Oprah
Don`t nobody talk bad about Oprah
You just lost a fan

Man, Joe, I`ma tell you what the bid`ness is
You f**kin` with a true player, true and recognized, ya dig?
Y`all already know the demo, Scary Larry sweet big-ass punks
If you ain`t f**kin` with my guy, what is yo` life about?
Kick rocks, skeezer, please

Yo, God, man, Cris can kiss my ass
He remember me, I was at the club right there with him
He, he coulda got me in

I mean I went to Benjamin Banneker High School with him
I knew him before all the fame
That`s how you gonna do your people, man?
That`s how you gonna do your folk?

Yup, man, I used to cook for this ni**a
See, he done come over to my house the other day
Talkin` `bout he don`t eat beef and he don`t eat pork

And my homegirl was over there and she was like
"Girl, he look so tall on TV"
I said, "Girl, I told you he was short"
Man, I don`t give a damn, I love that ni**a