Such sweet sound
The fiddler on the f**king roof

Is that Mr. Bentley Farnsworth?
Indeed it is, sir
Good day, good sir, how do you do?
Look fine

Fantastically Well, I am certainly not fine by far
But you could say I`m close to Spectacular
Close to Spectacular, How so?

Open your eyes Spectaculars` right in front of you
Whatever you say, you`re Spectacular
No, I`m Fantastically Well

Come on, man, make up your mind
A minute ago you said you were Fine
No, I said I`m close to Spectacular
But I`m meeting Fine in a minute

Close to Spectacular?
You said you were Fantastically Well
Exactly
Exactly? Which one are you?
Close to Spectacular or Fantastically Well?

I am certainly and without a doubt Fantastically Well
And was close to Spectacular
But I must say, good sir, you just pissed Spectacular off
And don`t even mention Exactly
But here comes Fine right now

Oh Lord, she is fine
Gentlemen?
Behold
A lady