Back when I was a freshman I learned a valuable lesson
A hoe gon’ be a hoe and it don't matter about U stressin'
The only thing U do is tap that throat and wear protection
And only when she spit it out is when U feel rejection

Evidence and DNA drop down stainin’ her dress
She's making a great big mess, can I get something off UR chest?
And that is no intended pun, I'm just joshin' wit ya hun
Don't we always have a blast as we bust one on one?

I, I wanna get N2U
I don't want no girlfriend, just wanna get N2U
I wanna get N2U
I don't want no girlfriend, just wanna get N2U

Now that I'm a graduate, she’s still gotta have it
School days are over, spike the punch so U can stab it
Jug jug, more jug, push, pull, more wood
Isotoner glove, bedding nicely, ‘cause we go good together

Like Salt-N-Pepa, KoolAid and sugar, mustard and mayonnaise
Shoulda, coulda and woulda, oh!
And that is no intended pun, I'm just joshin' wit ya hun
Don't we always have a blast as we bust one on one?

I, I wanna get N2U
I don't want no girlfriend, just wanna get N2U
I wanna get N2U
I don't want no girlfriend, just wanna get N2U

Ain't talkin’ about commitment, shoobie doobie doop doop d-doop
Ain't talkin’ about no wedding ring, shoobie doobie doop doop d-doop
I hope U ain't a gold diggin’ biatch, shoobie doobie doop doop d-doop
But U a fine lil' sexy thang, shoobie doobie doop doop d-doop
Oh well!

I, I wanna get N2U
I don't want no girlfriend, just wanna get N2U
I, I wanna get N2U
I don't want no girlfriend, just wanna get N2U

I, I wanna get N2U
I don't want no girlfriend, just wanna get N2U
I wanna get N2U
I don't want no girlfriend, just wanna get N2U

I, I wanna get N2U
I don't want no girlfriend, just wanna get N2U
I wanna get N2U
I don't want no girlfriend, just wanna get N2U

Girl, bye, i.e., get the hell on, I'm through, make me a sandwich
I love U, only at this moment, maybe not tomorrow
Kisses, toodles!
Ah, lil' me