Bartender, I really did it this time
Broke my parole to have a good time
When I got home it was 6 a.m.
The door was locked so I kicked it in

She was tripping on the bills
I think she was high on some pills
She threw my s**t out into the yard
Then she called me a punk
And slapped me real hard

And in my drunken stupor I did
What I should have never done
Now I am sitting here talking to you
Drunk and on the run

I was sitting at the bar on the inside
Waiting on my ride on the outside
She broke my heart at the trailer park
So I jacked her keys to her f**king car
And crashed that piece of s**t and stepped away

You know Moe, I`ll probably get ten years
So just give me beers until they get here
Yeah, I know the sun is coming up
And y`all are probably getting ready for closing up

But I`m trying to drown my soul
I am tired of this life on a dirt road
And everything that I love is gone
And I`m tired of hanging on
She got me sittin` at the bar

Guess it was meant to be romance
Is misery so much for memories
And now I am heading to the penitentiary
See me on TV, the next cop series

I am a danger I guess
I should have did something about my anger
But I never learn, real things I don`t concern
I pour kerosene on everything I love and watch it burn

I know it`s my fault but I wasn`t happy it was over
She threw a fit so I crashed that piece of s**t
And now I am going back again
Back to the pen to see my friends

When we all pile up on that county van
They`ll ask me where I`ve been
I`ve been at a bar on the inside

I was sitting at the bar on the inside
Waiting on my ride on the outside
She broke my heart at the trailer park
So I jacked her keys to her f**king car
And crashed that piece of s**t and stepped away

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