Hey, look at the hooks on your pants
Makes you wanna dance
I say, "Yeah, yeah"
I say, "Yeah, yeah"

There ain't never a catch
All you got to do is snatch
Do the velcro fly
Do the velcro fly

You need just enough of that sticky stuff
To hold the seams of your fine blue jeans
I say, "Yeah, yeah"
I say, "Yeah, yeah"

There ain't never a catch
All you got to do is snatch
Do the velcro fly
Do the velcro fly

Well, it feels so right when you squeezed it tight
When you reach the end, do it over again
I say, "Yeah, yeah"
I say, "Yeah, yeah"

There ain't never a catch
All you got to do is snatch
Do the velcro fly
Do the velcro fly

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